the only brain where squeezing boobs and jessica simpson are the number 1 thoughts.
Les was squeezin' her boob for a hour.
by PingKong July 12, 2005
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Refers to the way men think in regards to their lack of finesse and attention to detail in general; particularly, though, in socially sensitive ones. Much like using an ax instead of a scalpel to dissect, or a shotgun instead of a sniper riffle to shoot a target.
Anyone exemplifying the man-brain lacks the etiquette to handle delicate or intricate social situations as wells as critical thinking that requires consideration for all the problem's aspects.
When a son tells his mother to move her feet so his girlfriend can sit in an effort to "act more like a gentleman" as the mother has been advising him to do. The son is showing a clear case of man-brain.
by borabora October 21, 2008
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The most supperior of all brains. Compared to a "woman brain", the man brain has the ability to find directions, solve math problems, use common sense and logic as well as not being affected by drama/bitchery/feminism. Those with a man brain find life much easier and more complete than those with other forms of brains.
"Damn, his man brain is so big."
by Ishboo June 28, 2006
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unlike women, when man was created there was only ONE brain for all men, it was equally seperated into many, many small pieces and then divided between all men to share, which is what allows each man to think alike and agree at all times.
All Men share pieces of the MAN BRAIN.
by angejim0531 July 24, 2005
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When a woman thinks and acts like a man but is very feminine.
"Damn Dude, She has a Man Brain, She's perfect."
She drinks beers, does shots of whiskey, shoots guns, plays video games.
She's the type of woman that every guy wants and dreams about.
by Quertie February 07, 2015
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when a man cant get his thoughts out of the gutter and verbally exercises his manhood toward a female with grunts and whistles or pelvic thrusts to mid air.. ,or just simply being an insensitive prick with man brain stupidity .For he may be excused by announcing (my apologies I'm having a Man Brain Moment) or in text ..(sorry luv im having an MBM..)
out on the town with the misses she accidentally drops the keys and bends over in front of you,you grab her but and start pretending pelvic thrusting with one arm in the air swayin..thats havin a man brain moment .or shes balling her eyes out and you say whats the footy score!! oops sorry luv MBM..
by helrazr June 25, 2021
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The visual effect of squeezing a scrotum at the base. The scrotal skin tightens around the testicles creating two lobes.
Dave grabbed his sack, stuck out his balls, and chased us around the 3rd floor yelling, "The Man with Two Brains! The Man with Two Brains"
by BlueLew January 16, 2007
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