A form of heavy metal / hard rock which consontraites on writing about blokish type subjects; cars, motorbikes, war, sex, fighting etc. Normally they are european based acts, but there are exceptions. The viking chorus is the most noticable of all manrock cleches

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A dime piece; A unicorn; A woman who is so gorgeous that you have to have her on your arm.

(n).. An emotionally dead and/or incredibly boring person.

an ancient genre of music which derived from the blues era and steadily turned into the a form of hard rock music that can only be classed by this genre if abiding to the theory: if you can slouch in a chair/couch/recliner etc, put one hand down your trousers and one hand holding a tin of beer, whilst headbanging slightly and without feeling any sort of shame in doing any of these.

Man Rock, the unofficially acclaimed genre name for heavy metal/ rock. Most Man Rock bands have a slight country voice with a harder twist and sometimes catchy lyrics. Heavy melodic guitar and drums that make a grow man emotional like they’re watching an naruto AMV from 2008. This includes bands like Nickleback, Five Finger Death Punch, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Godsmack. Men that listen to Man Rock most likely will be wearing metal mulisha fitted caps backwards to their eyebrows, most have a huskier build, XXL T-shirts or fitted T’s that have been worn for years, large puffy skate shoes like DC and DVS’s or sandals, and jorts with a wallet chain.