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John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.
by Kaiser Kittu October 12, 2010
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:
"I was just kidding."
"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."
"I didn't mean to."
"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."
"I was just kidding."
"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."
"I didn't mean to."
"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."
Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office
by American Moor March 13, 2021