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The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy
That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl
Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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by Ecirp girther February 10, 2011
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.
Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009