Urban Dictionary: Manke

play fight, boisterous play, non-injurous physical contest (verb).

This table leg was broken by you kids manking about!

by wobsy69 May 24, 2011

A mystery, one of the words composing the word MANKIND.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind."

What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
-From Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by Lon D November 30, 2006

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the male version of a skank; a man willing to fuck anything with at least one leg and/or a vegina

That guy that slept with your sister must be a total mank.

by Timothy Whapenliever February 01, 2010

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a bad situation that involves body fluids. can also be used for a girl that is on her period

alright sarah, are you still on the mank

by Dr EW and Prof AWD from Yale April 04, 2009

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Midnight Wank

Midnight + Wank = Mank

oooo look, im wanking and its midnight, this must mean im having a good MANK

by Ewan Marshall-Harries July 14, 2006

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a scumbag manchester united fan, most probably based around londen, sussex and the south east of england. not a true supported tries to folow a crowd and most probably doesnt like football.

that person is not a real football fan he just supports a team because theyre winning, fucking mank!

by almay May 02, 2005

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A complete loser

That mank just stole my last beer!

by bk March 11, 2003

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