Urban Dictionary: Mank

mank

ohoomis
spank lick
wad slap
colin fitzpatrick...his codename for HALO...usually runs with OHOOMIS, SPANK LICK (THE CLIT), and WAD SLAP...
also the weakest link of the crew...

Mank just ripped you a new asshole...and hes a newb

by Satan for a day October 24, 2004

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That looks like Mank!

by Bob Hester February 13, 2004

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A form of masturbation. (notice that a "M" is an upside down "W" WANK---MANK) This is when a person sexually stimulates themselves by massaging the prostate gland throgh the rectal wall. In laymans terms "Fingering you ass until you come."

1: "dude did you hear that bill tried to have a mank the other day and had to go to hospital for internal bleeding?"
2: "thats a damn shame"

by rotten egg February 28, 2006

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If the word "jank" is ever banned, just say "mank."

You'd normally say: This stuff is jank.

Now you say: This stuff is mank.

by fruityfed April 22, 2009

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Part of the mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale of just how bad something is. All are negative terms.

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank

Your clothes are pretty manky

by James Keenan May 25, 2006

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getting laid in yo escalade while you mank with diana, big diss

by ahi December 08, 2004

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Mank is a lifestyle full of women, partying, and being a BAMF 24/7.

Example 1- - - Guy 1 : Man that guy just left with 5 girls!

Guy 2 : What a mank!
Example 2- - - Guy 1 : Chicks love that guy man.

Guy 2 : He's Level 6 mank.

by Batman1987 May 06, 2011

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