50 year old+ male that has never married because no one woman was good enough or is closet gay.

A Otherworldly cosmic god in the shape of a wooly mammoth (Or in a more formal way, Hair Elephant) that created the universe and everything within it. The opposite of the Hellodon. Related to Miguel the slight less hair elephant and Mauricio the long tusk hair elephant, Gods of heat and war, respectively.

A guy who fills out his new Figs perfectly, with big, broad, muscular shoulders, luscious curves, and bulges in all the right places. All as long as he can hold his breath.