He is the smartest person people know. He excels in school and with people. He is very outgoing, but if he doesn't like you then he just won't F with you. He is very athletic and is talented in sports. And has a very distinct and cool beard that people are jealous of. He is handsome too.

It is a sikh name meaning light of the sages. A sage is known as a mentor in spiritual topics, they are known for their profound wisdom.

Someone who says suckout and paigon frequently.

Someone who is absolutely wankered after one bottle of smirnoff ice.

Someone who sticks his nose into other peoples work areas because he doesn't have enough of his own crap to do.
Also likes sucking up to management.
Q: Whose pair of shoes is that hanging out of the CEOs ass?
A: Mandeep's.

She gets really annoying and can be a bit snakey but otherwise you can have a real good laugh with her and she is very funny

The amount of donuts he eats a day is equivalent to the amount of hours hes played csgo.

You can try playing video games with him, but you'll have to wait 1 hour for him to finally get on and then once he does he will go afk.
Has as many chins as the empire state building has floors.

Hes kinda funny though, so you should keep him around.