“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”

Bill and John went on a date the other day to Build-a-Bear factory

Oh wow what a Divine Mandate!!!

“Mandate, always think of two men on a date”

-Darryl Philbin 2013

I was so bored one night that I asked the first guy I saw at a bar to go on a mandate even though we were the same sex.

If you've went through the mask mandate almost a year and you're still here, and you're not sick, why would you compromise or get in line now, even if half of your state has done it and more will follow? Don't give up on something because someone tells you it's a dark tunnel, even if they also tell you tell you there's a light at the end of it. When someone else takes control of your fate, they might try to get you run over by a train in a tunnel, all because you were willing to compromise with them.

That directive by those corporate stooges, is a red skull mandate.

News Anchor: Later tonight we have word on two federal officials who have been caught multiple times on a federal mandate to multiple restaurants in the downtown area, more on this story and others at ten.