The size of the plates at the popular chinese buffet "Mandarin" cannot compensate for the amount of food placed upon them. Therefore the food must be piled to incredible heights, creating a Mandarin Mountain on your plate.

A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.

When you have a 6+ inch penis and have sex with an Asian

When a man urinates on a woman's lactating breasts and administers the act of "motor boating"

a class for advanced mandarin students

When your are shagging a chinese girl and about to cum punch her in the nose and cum all over her face

having sex with a pregnant chick in the second or third trimester, that is having your baby, but married to someone else.