mancow

half man half cow legend of bates college/bridgewater, ma.

mancow is absolutely crushin beers.

by bunty December 22, 2007

mancow

Insincere Howard Stern rip-off artist/publicity whore.
Currently getting less than stellar ratings on Q101 Radio in Chicago, despite what his PR people may tell you.
Plays a conservative on Fox News Channel.
Marries for publicity. Trying desperately to get on the air via syndication in other major cities and failing miserably.

Mancow owes his entire career to Howard Stern.

by Dougie Stylz May 29, 2005

mancow

adj. used to describe humor that is insipid, banal, passé, and tired.

Yes, ha, ha, ha. We know. We get it. Dude, shut your mancow mouth already.

by T. Spangler September 28, 2005

Mancow

A shock-jock from chicago's own Q 101

I listen to mancow every morning.

by FRO December 16, 2004

Mancow

Mancow is a dumb cow who used to have a bad radio program. He is half-man half-cow. He spews racist & redneck views. He was caught lying about being waterboarded.

Mancow sez: "Roger Stone was on my show. He set the record straight as to everything. After this, Mueller will drop all charges. It was all just a misunderstanding."

by Hillarys January 31, 2019

Mancow's Law

Pedophiles and sexual predators may be subjected to the Death Penalty upon prosecution.

On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006

mancow's disease

When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.

Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!

by Jaux T. Pose' February 1, 2007