A set of summer shorts with a pattern not unlike a picnic blanket. Individual preferences include, but are not limited to: Plaid or Alternating of contrasting colored solid squares. Spotting someone wearing "Mancinis" is a clear indicator that summer has arrived. They are commonly seen at lakefronts, on camping trips or visiting newly born babies. One who chooses to wear "Mancinis" will often experience feelings of joy, drunkenness, and the warmth associated with being around good friends. Also commonly known as "Picnic Pants", The term "Mancini" is reserved for those of a higher social standing and ultimately more self respect.
Scenerio 1
Boy: "Why wont you go out with me?"
Girl: "You have no style and don't know how to party"
Boy: "I'm heading over to Bob's Stores to pick up a pair of Mancinis"
Girl: "Really? Lets make love!!"
Scenerio 2
Prince William: "What should I wear on our honeymoon?"
Catherine Middleton: "Mancinis of course"
Fact:
"Every time a bell rings"...Chuck Norris kills someone with a roundhouse kick to the face and then wipes his victims blood on his new "Mancinis"
Boy: "Why wont you go out with me?"
Girl: "You have no style and don't know how to party"
Boy: "I'm heading over to Bob's Stores to pick up a pair of Mancinis"
Girl: "Really? Lets make love!!"
Scenerio 2
Prince William: "What should I wear on our honeymoon?"
Catherine Middleton: "Mancinis of course"
Fact:
"Every time a bell rings"...Chuck Norris kills someone with a roundhouse kick to the face and then wipes his victims blood on his new "Mancinis"
by Joman416 June 06, 2011
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
Extreme case of constipation, e.g. Victor Manicini in the novel Choke who got an anal bead stuck up his ass and couldn't poop.
by Tyscyth November 13, 2010
The kinda Italian to get beat by his father for having an asthma attack after getting beat and also looks like a savage beast man.
Boy 1: Oh boy here comes Mike Mancini, looks like his dad beat him for having an asthma attack and got beat for it
Boy 2: Damn poor cave man savage!
Boy 2: Damn poor cave man savage!
by TacoEatingMan October 27, 2017
Jul 2 trending
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- 6. Momala
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- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
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- 20. yak shaving
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- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
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- 26. by the way
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