OMFG how many times do i have to tell people BIRMINGHAM is the second city of England not Manchester. that is all.
idiot-hey do you want to go to Manchester Englands second city?
genius-<hits idiot over head repeatedly> NO! i would rather go to birmingham
by villa4life October 24, 2006
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Cool city in the North West of England.

2 Football (Soccer) Teams.

Loads of Bars and Pubs.

It rains alot.

Its full of Illegal Immigrants, Particularly BP and Pakistani Radical Muslims. Often seen protesting outside Marks and Spencer's on a weekend and generally verbally abusing Jewish and British People.

See:-

Muslim, Paki, BP, Rusholme, 9/11, 7/7, Scumbags etc...
Person 1: "Where do you live?"

Person 2: "Manchester"

Person 1: "Cool, Where abouts?"

Person 2: "Rusholme; I'm a Paki; I hate England and all Europeans, I'm just off to burn some flags outside Marks and Spencer coz i'm a cunt."

Person 1: "I agree you are a cunt."
by urban111 November 02, 2006
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A stinking shit hole of a town full of violence and arrogance.

Full of AIDS infected gays, niggers and jews and officially ranked as the worst place to live in the whole UK 2007 by Channel 4 Television.
Them dirty fucking gays from Manchester think the place is the new Jerusalem!
by Fourtunate Manc August 23, 2008
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A city in the north west.
I would know, I live there (:
Trafford- YES BREVV (Y)

It's not all bad really. Yes, it rains. Yes we have a high crime rate. Hey, they only shoot at eachother (: It happens so often it don't make the news no more :L

We have 2 football clubs, both of whom are shite (: But MCFC (Y)

Backbone of the insustrial revolution.
Roman Settlement
Madchester<3

Multicultural and multitalented city. My home. I love it.
We have sexual accents. Not everyone talks like they're braindead, mind :)
Manchester: Roman Settlement, Shithole, Amazing Place
Yes brev
by BEANALEANARAWR May 15, 2009
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Manchester is situated in the North West of England.

Commonly slandered by the Scousers,

"Manchester is the home of poofs and pansies"

True to some aspects, Manchester does have a very popular Gay Village; in which there is a "Gay pride" festival each year with Many famous faces including r Ian McKellen, However, Manchester also has a lot more to offer and a lot more to show for all the hard work over the years.

Manchester United: One of the Most sucessful football teams to come out of England.

Manchester City: The richest football club in the world. (also the best, well; we've got the best fans)

Many musicians that took a huge impact on britain in the 80's-90's were also from Manchester and for that we pride ourselfs.

The Smiths
Oasis
The Stone Roses
Happy Mondays
(to name a few)

Also if it wasn't for MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) the legends known as Ric Mayall & Adrian Edmonson would have never met thus drastically altering british humor through out the 90's.

That in turn renders Manchester one of the Greatest citys in one of the Greatest Countries in the world.
Have you been to Manchester? Yeah mate, Even those chilian miners have been..
by DtotheLA February 10, 2011
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A shit hole in the North West of England, full of scruff's paki's and trigger happy kids, also known for the for there football team Munich X1(man u). who funnily died in a air disater
guy 1: what do ya think of manchester.
guy 2: it stinks and is full of sweaty paki's and little scruff's haha ice on the run way MUNICH MUNICH!!!
by CK09 October 14, 2008
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a city in the north west of england, from were all true scouser haters cum from. fuck u ya shell suit wearing, orange women loving, car theiving bunch of twats, go and tend to your perms wiv ya benifit money. SCUM. show your support mancs n giv the scouser hater a thumbs up
ay ay dave we went out in manchester last nite lad n got ar fookin eads kicked in like
by sfurnell June 16, 2006
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