I came here to write an updated definition for this town since all of them were written almost a decade ago, but I can't say that much has changed. The bottom line is that this town is home to a bunch of entitled assholes that think they're the shit because they're parents are rich af.

The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.

Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).

If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

A town that was once full of cornfields, but is now full of assholes.

A town where the boys think they're tough ghetto hoods because they live in a multi million dollar mansion, do pot, and have a 10,000 diamond cross around their neck. The girls solve their issues by throwing their designer hand bags at each other. And everyones emo. And the sad part, Everyone loves living here =D.

Drama Drama Drama, everyone in this town is a spoiled brat. noone has to work because mommy and daddy will buy u a new bmw if you pass gym class. the parents are nieve to the amount of drugs their kids do, and some even join in with the kids, Ridiculously bad drivers claim the narrow streets of this cop infested town. the boys think their hood, and the girls slut themselves around. but hey, gotta love it.