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When a straight man gives another straight man a hand job
only to be done by the best of friends.
only to be done when very lonely and can't get no bitches to do it.
Its not gay
only to be done by the best of friends.
only to be done when very lonely and can't get no bitches to do it.
Its not gay
Sean: So you ready to give me that ManJob?
Colin: Yes just close your eyes
Sean: Its not Gay
Colin: I Know
Colin: Yes just close your eyes
Sean: Its not Gay
Colin: I Know
by John Lembo November 10, 2010
Aug 2 Word of the Day
Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.
This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.
My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.
My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
2
When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.
by Impossibility December 21, 2006
3
When a straight dude gives a straight dude a hand job and the guy getting the hand job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
Kind of like a 'bro-job'
Kind of like a 'bro-job'
jim: bob, I dare you to give tom a man job.
bob: eww that's disgusting! But I never turn down a dare.
tom:Awwww! yeaaaaaa!
bob: OWWW! not in my eye!
bob: eww that's disgusting! But I never turn down a dare.
tom:Awwww! yeaaaaaa!
bob: OWWW! not in my eye!
by fuckertheduckerwholikestotruck April 17, 2009
5
BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.
JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?
BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?
JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?
BOB: You have to give me a man-job?
JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?
BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!
JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!
JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?
BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?
JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?
BOB: You have to give me a man-job?
JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?
BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!
JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!
by Sally September 14, 2004