The way of showing the world you are a twat without having to speak. Also known as Douche Donut

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

An oxymoron in terms, as it is neither edible or a sign of masculinity, this hair “style” is defined by a Princess Leah type hair formation found atop the head of a male of questionable sexuality.
Also known as a Bitch Biscuit, or douche donut (as seen in another entry).

1. A terrible try of a haircut used by hipsters, male gay pornstars and wannabes.
2. A modern representation of a man's struggle with its own homosexuality.

a abomination to all that is right

The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.

Modern term for a top knot, popularised by millionaire footballers who think they're film stars or catwalk models, and copied by hipsters and assorted idiots without a speck of individuality but stupidly think they're being different