That awkward length when your hair is not long enough to be a man bun, but it's long enough to go into a pony tail

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

A pseudonym for the male reproductive organs that produce the sperm necessary for injection into the female (or Male) for the purpose of providing pleasure to said female (or Male), or impregnating the female to produce offspring, so called because as in the vegetable, you either love them or hate them (like Marmite)