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A team followed mostly people out side of England who know nothing about soccer and cannot name any other soccer team.
Manchester is a brand not a team, Owned by an American, AITE!!!!
Manchester United supporter; Man United 4 live.
Arsenal Supporter; Dude, Man United kinda sounds like a gay night club.

Manchester United supporter, go's home, not knowing what to think.
by Hrvati Vojnik March 06, 2007
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A typical shit team. Often nick named man united but there original name is Manure defined in German to man ushited which Can be understood as man, you shited. This shit football club based in the north west of Zimbabwe is one of the most boring teams in world football. There fans are all from Africa and the club is hated by everyone. All of their fans are called gloryhunters.
"Dad, why is that ref wearing a manure shirt? As he is a referee shouldn't he be neutral?"
"No son! Manure/man ushited are controlled by an alcoholic cokehead man Who is 70+ year old."His name? Son shouts "Baconface" the brainy owl explains. Man united = shit cokehead junky bastards. + Ferdinand smokes crack
by fleetoppppppp December 18, 2013
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The worlds shittest team ever. Glory glory man United glory glory man United. They are not in champions league anymore losers
Hey! What do u think of shit? Man united
by December 08, 2020
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