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Points Thou Shalt Recive From the Lord Almighty for showing extreme Manlyness and loyalty to the Ancient Man Code
Man: "wow you just snowboarded down Mt Everest on a loly-stick from the top naked, blind-folded, while on fire....with no limbs.............. you get 7 Man Points

Limbless Man: "Wow cheers erm.. thanks alot.... i guess"
by James Newby September 07, 2007
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Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
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This is a long one!
Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more
"Morgan i just Stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out."
"wow your a god of man points"
"yer im pretty good, as are you"
by tiediedemon November 26, 2007
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Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.

Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time
-Dude, I totally just walked barefoot over jagged rocks.
-Wow, you really earned some major man points.
by katelynamelia March 29, 2006
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A point given to a man for doing something manly.
Brandon awarded Matt 2 man points for jumping the median in his his truck
by Troy Matthews October 08, 2007
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Man-points are the points that a man is rewarded for completing certain feats of manliness. Most commonly given for hook-ups with girls but rarely can be awarded for tasks other than sexual activity with girls, such as pouring a beer on a girls head.
Nick had sex with a pretty hott girl last night he racked in a good 280 man-points.
by QLC December 09, 2008
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points gained for doing stupid or outrageus things
"i'll give you 10 man points to jump over the hood of your car"
by jimmy February 22, 2005
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