Also known as the sixth sense. This ability is only possessed by 0.01% of the population. An individual with this power can detect (at will) a mam or mams up to thirty metres of the the indivual whom possesses mamscent.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.