Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!
Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.
Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.
by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011
Lacteous liquid coming from the mammary glands of various species from the kingdom Anamalia mixed with various fructose/sucrose ingredients from diverse plant ovaries. Also related to: bloody mammoth semen, enhanced mammoth semen.
by Ponia April 20, 2005
by don't March 23, 2007
A transvestite that went from woman to man that has a huge penis made from the skin from there ass, boobs, and wenis.
by the last name meadows is gay July 14, 2011
Depending what context it's used in, taming the mammoth can mean many things:
-To masturbate
-To trim one's pubes (Being male)
-To tame a mammoth
-To masturbate
-To trim one's pubes (Being male)
-To tame a mammoth
Bro, what are you doin in 10 minutes?
-I'll be Taming the Mammoth for my date with Jessica, she totally wants me inside her. Why?
(Walking in on roommate)
Dude! What the fuck are you doing?!
-Sorry man, but if you don't knock first, you deserve to walk in on me Taming the Mammoth.
Ooh Ooh, Ugh!
(Rides into village on none other than, A Tamed Mammoth)
-I'll be Taming the Mammoth for my date with Jessica, she totally wants me inside her. Why?
(Walking in on roommate)
Dude! What the fuck are you doing?!
-Sorry man, but if you don't knock first, you deserve to walk in on me Taming the Mammoth.
Ooh Ooh, Ugh!
(Rides into village on none other than, A Tamed Mammoth)
by Doucheon Mandick!!!! July 14, 2011
Its the aftermath of a severe pounding when a girl's labia becomes extremly droopy resembling tusks, while the pubic hair is all disheveled and crusty from a combination of the man juices, vaginal secretions, and sweat.
Holy shit dude, I pounded the hell out of Kristin and afterwords her vagine looked like a Wolly Mammoth!!!
by Big Pimping January 04, 2008
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