(n.) A derogatory term for mammals.
"Look at that beaver moving into his neighbor's dam."
"What a lazy-ass mammer."
by BaronVonBalderdash August 22, 2011
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titties; preferably big and rude.
You see that babe Amanda Wenk? Bitch got some big mammers.
by Cole U October 14, 2007
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to be so drunk as to not be able to pronounce the word hammered correctly. usually caused by slurring the 'm' in 'I'm' or displacing the 'm' sound in hammered.
i have been drunking all night and now i'm mammered
by stndnvn July 15, 2009
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A failed attempt at writing Stop, Hammer Time on a contsruction LCD.

Typically found around areas with Days Inn.
Hey Jon, I need to pull over ... the sign is telling us to hammer time !!

..... fuck, nevermind ... wtf is mammer time?
by Hurleysurf24 November 01, 2007
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a minced oath (pseudo profanity or expletive deletive) in the fashion of altering traditionally obscene, blasphemous or words or phrases otherwise unacceptable for public use and discourse--jeez louise for jesus christ or freaking for f*cking. mammer jammer is a replacement for mother f*cker. Used in blaxplotation films and made popular by the stevie wonder song of the same title.
'she's a bad mammer jammer, just as foxy as can be..."
by jbruen December 07, 2009
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the intoxicated state of a woman who deliberately goes to a bar with no money, and relies on her breasts (mammaries) to obtain drinks from men.
"dude check out how wasted that girl is. she didnt even bring any money!"
"doesn's matter. she got mammered."
by whistler321 March 19, 2012
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