The one friend who's the responsible drinker, but still likes to party hard.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Someone who acts like a mom to beginners. Protects, and sheilds newbie's from other members of a family or league, only to take advantage of them. Gaines a new persons trust, then protects them from other members, only to take what they want from them.

The most amazing, beautiful, unique, hilarious and sexy of all the female species in the universe. She is full of love and everything she does is perfect. She has been known to offer a roofie or two just before attacking.