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The mambis is a male being whom (when blessed with the God given physical capability) accidentally bites its own penis off. This usually leads to the death of the mambis because the mambis tries to put the severed penis back on, instead of seeking medical help.

the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are classified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo wang biting accident.
Charlie: Quit yer bitchin, ya mambis
Mambis: Oh God! Does anyone know how to reattach a severed penis?!
by Daltonlovesmusic March 01, 2009
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A Mambi is usually a god, he is usually a business man with lots of power. These beings can travel through time and go from planet to planet. These Alphas are also godly beings that can control anything they want. Anyone that attempts to fight a mambi will be removed from existence. Mambis can also be jedi with lots of power. The leader of them is Mambihabanero72
Watch out that guy might be a Mambi, i advise you to not make him mad.
by Mambi July 10, 2021
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Mambi is another word for brother, bro, mate, it will mainly be used in the hood
Whats up mambi, everything good mambi? Im with my mambi
by I$AK THE GREAT June 03, 2021
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