The best person you could meet. Is sometimes annoying to you but makes up for it later. He always loves to crack jokes and is always at the center of drama with boys, people will make fun of him sometimes for talking with the girls but never cares.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Always has gum on him, and will hand it out by the handful.

He's also really good at not doing homework, and making excuses to why he didn't do it.

A place you take a crap when you have nowhere else to go.

A place where you take a dump.

He always has gum.
the best drug dealer you will ever meet. He is a rich (money wise not brain wise) and gum obsessed person you will ever meet. He is also very good at singing.

the best gum dealer you will ever meet. Natural habitat is usually netto.