A Short, Midget sized skinny/tan/not popular girl, with a larger breast area, glasses, and a 12 year old boy hair cut. Gets giggly and hard to handle when drunk, give her a pipe and watch her smile, BEWARE she brings home creepers!

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.