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A pedophile that prefers their victims ugly and/or overweight.
Tina - “Oh I’m sorry to here that Timmy is missing! How old and how much did he weigh?”

Marge - “165 at 6 years old”

Tina - “oh you should check the register for malpholomers it n the area.”
by Wintergnome July 16, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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