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The slang term, similar to a shart, but end result is a full blown diarrhea drip; typically occurs after eating spicy foods in conjunction with alcoholic beverages.
Janice was so hung over after the party, she malphed so hard the diarrhea stained her new white Reebok's.
by Mookie22 October 14, 2017
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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