Malpe means a person who shags a lot of people also known a slag

(v.) to shoot water out of one's during the course of laughing ridiculously hard while unknowingly creating a word

the act of slaping from the forehead down to the chin. someone says something you dont give a fuck about. just *malp* them

may I help.(son of bitch.)

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.