That one girl who you always hook up with at a party because she gives you the Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy and fucks your dick with her gorilla grip 2000 coochie.
She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.
Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.
She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.
Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.
by Ducttapegorilla July 31, 2020
A crazy girl that appears to be drunk about 99% of the time. As she's sleeping in the middle of the night, she sits up like shes under demon possession and screams loudly for hours! She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet! You will instintly fall in love with her charm. She's a loyal friend, a bit of a flirt... and has an infectious laugh, you can't help but laugh with her! She's amazing... if you ever meet a Mallory... your life has been made!
by YourDadHitOnMeTheDayWeBrokeUp February 01, 2010
by IHaveAMassiveShlong1234 September 20, 2019
the ugliest most annoying and most insensitive and insecure person you will ever meet. you would hate to be her friend and especially hate to be her S/O nobody likes her and we hate everything about her.
by mall.ory September 24, 2020
When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.
by G the Giraffe December 21, 2017
She is one the most beautiful human beings on earth, she’s extremely gorgeous and has a smile that brightens up anyone’s day, she has the personality of an angel, no one could ever reach the amount of perfection that she’s achieved. Everything about her is so unique, she’s caring, funny, and most of all adorable.
by axmforever December 02, 2019
by tape_of_doom August 11, 2005
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