She is one the most beautiful human beings on earth, she’s extremely gorgeous and has a smile that brightens up anyone’s day, she has the personality of an angel, no one could ever reach the amount of perfection that she’s achieved. Everything about her is so unique, she’s caring, funny, and most of all adorable.
Please accept this, i gotta show this to mallory to impress her >:)
by axmforever December 02, 2019
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Mallory is a handful of things one she is a huge bitch... that’s about it
That Mallory is mean
by That guy down the hall September 12, 2018
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Mallory is a descriptive word, to be a Mallory, you would be described as:

- Someone who speaks VERY fast, with slang
- Someone who makes out with other girls boyfriends, and is okay with it, but so is everyone else... well except the other girl.
- Someone who is completely and totally infatuated with the color Purple
- Someone who is not afraid to voice an opinion
- Bubbly at times but knows how to put on a serious face
- Someone who on a regular day-to-day basis has some random dude stuck to her face (but its okay, cuz shes a laugh)
- Cannot handle her liquor as much as she would like too
- Can make a situation quite sketchy without even knowing it
-Has to try on everything in a store even if she has no intention of buying anything
- Does crazy head movements FULL of attitude when she is angry (this bitch has attitude)
- But the most important aspect of this person is that she will one day marry an Anneika...one day.
Mallory: "this beer is too warm, I can't drink it!"

Jimmy: "Its funny because it tastes a little bit like that guy you had on your face"

Anneika: " Daaammmnnn, Mallory is gona give herself whip lash!"

Sarah: "Oh shes pissed at Alex again?"
by Anita<3 November 09, 2010
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Usually has straight, blonde hair. She's a soccer star, and always has guys wanting her. She usually doesn't have great skin, mostly irratated. She is funny, cute, and usually has about 6 best friends. She likes mexican boys, but also the occasional white boy.
WOW! She's hott!

She muct be a Mallory!
by muchachachacha November 14, 2010
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She is not fun to talk to. Although she can be nice!
She is such a Mallory, she needs to be more fun!
by Cabob December 25, 2019
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An extremely large dump that is so massive, it doesn't even reach the toilet water.
Tom:"Dude I just ate some tacos and took a massive Mallory"
Steven:"NO WAY"
Tom:"Yeah it was so massive it was like a bridge from Russia to Alaska"
by NateTheGreat118 February 12, 2013
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A person/retard that has huge ass teeth and is addicted to Harry Potter.
Man, Mallory is so fucking nasty.
by NastyDonkey February 15, 2017
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