The dumb jock, biggest dick in the school, thinks he's better or above the rest.
Dude, James is being a Will Mallory today...
by will mallory April 20, 2017
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When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.
I walked into the bathroom after this girl and she pulled a Mallory, puke and shit everywhere!
by G the Giraffe December 21, 2017
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She is one the most beautiful human beings on earth, she’s extremely gorgeous and has a smile that brightens up anyone’s day, she has the personality of an angel, no one could ever reach the amount of perfection that she’s achieved. Everything about her is so unique, she’s caring, funny, and most of all adorable.
Please accept this, i gotta show this to mallory to impress her >:)
by axmforever December 02, 2019
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A very loose woman.
Harlot, whore, slut, and sometimes a bitch.
You are such a mallory
by tape_of_doom August 11, 2005
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Mallory is a handful of things one she is a huge bitch... that’s about it
That Mallory is mean
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Mallory is a descriptive word, to be a Mallory, you would be described as:

- Someone who speaks VERY fast, with slang
- Someone who makes out with other girls boyfriends, and is okay with it, but so is everyone else... well except the other girl.
- Someone who is completely and totally infatuated with the color Purple
- Someone who is not afraid to voice an opinion
- Bubbly at times but knows how to put on a serious face
- Someone who on a regular day-to-day basis has some random dude stuck to her face (but its okay, cuz shes a laugh)
- Cannot handle her liquor as much as she would like too
- Can make a situation quite sketchy without even knowing it
-Has to try on everything in a store even if she has no intention of buying anything
- Does crazy head movements FULL of attitude when she is angry (this bitch has attitude)
- But the most important aspect of this person is that she will one day marry an Anneika...one day.
Mallory: "this beer is too warm, I can't drink it!"

Jimmy: "Its funny because it tastes a little bit like that guy you had on your face"

Anneika: " Daaammmnnn, Mallory is gona give herself whip lash!"

Sarah: "Oh shes pissed at Alex again?"
by Anita<3 November 09, 2010
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