by Lol it’s me February 08, 2019
That one girl who you always hook up with at a party because she gives you the Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy and fucks your dick with her gorilla grip 2000 coochie.
She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.
Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.
She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.
Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.
by Ducttapegorilla July 31, 2020
Meaning bad luck. Derived from the latin word Mal, which means bad. To have this name, is to be prideful, arogant, but brilliant and gentle. Passion flows through the name, as well as pride and significance.
Mallori Shortridge worked in the field of Anthropology and had a keen eye for significant human interactions. Mallori's studies include cultures of, mexico, Peru, Ireland, and eventually New Guinea.
by Rachel Dean June 11, 2008
A crazy girl that appears to be drunk about 99% of the time. As she's sleeping in the middle of the night, she sits up like shes under demon possession and screams loudly for hours! She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet! You will instintly fall in love with her charm. She's a loyal friend, a bit of a flirt... and has an infectious laugh, you can't help but laugh with her! She's amazing... if you ever meet a Mallory... your life has been made!
by YourDadHitOnMeTheDayWeBrokeUp February 01, 2010
the ugliest most annoying and most insensitive and insecure person you will ever meet. you would hate to be her friend and especially hate to be her S/O nobody likes her and we hate everything about her.
by mall.ory September 24, 2020

