Mallory is hilarious, pretty, and an amazing friend. She may cook on her own forehead or flat ass, but it’s alright because her friends are worse than her. I love pulling all nighters and drinking chocolate milk with her. She has no problem making new friends, and is practically dating her mans after only talking for a week. Like damn, no guy even wants to be my friend. Wtf... I swear she used to be a lesbian.
Ayyy, it’s Mallory!
by Edna22 June 23, 2018
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mallory is the type of girl you should never let go of, she has straight blonde hair and gorgeous blue\green eyes and loves to pull all nighters with her closest guy friend (it gets nasty) boys adore her and always always asking her out and won’t ever leave her alone. mallory loves sports and loves to cuddle. she is the most beautiful girl ever! and has nice boobs and a great body she loves to be called princess and loves to love. but she can very jealous but that just means she cares don’t ever upset her or she with claw your eyes out with her long acrylic nails, she knows how to kick ass. but she wants yourzzzz
mallory damnnnnnn, guys did you see it while she was walking

they are nice..............#boobs #gorg
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Mallory is a uncommon female name, popularity rank in the U.S.: #812. Very rare surname: popularity rank in the U.S.: #2091.

French meaning means "Unlucky". German meaning means "Army Counselor". Other meanings are "Mailed". Variations of the name: Mallorie, Mal, Malory, Malorie and to infinity.

This name grew popular during the 80's with the television sitcom Family Ties. The daughter's name was Mallory Keaton, played by Justine Bateman. The character was best described as an airhead, but pretty and traditional.
Sir Thomas Malory, the writer of Morte D'Arthur, Legend of King Arthur

George Leigh Mallory, English mountaineer, perished while climbing Mt. Everest.

Mallory Keaton: I shop, therefore I am.
by PerhapsMyNameisMallory February 19, 2010
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To suddenly disappear or not be at the appointed place at the appointed time.
Tony: "Hey, I'm ready to make this call guys."
Sean: "Who you making it with?"
Tony: "One of the engineers.....Hey, where the fuck did they go?" "I got six guys on the line here and he was just here 2 seconds ago."
Mark: "Looks like he did a Mallory on you."
by Frainslug March 20, 2007
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A mallory is usually a girl that is shortish, dark brown hair, caramel brown eyes, and has a pretty different, but unique sense of style. She can usually be found at soccer practice, speed walking through the halls, with her friends, and on the computer.
"Dude, that new chick is such a Mallory. I call her!"
by Mr.Glucknut April 04, 2009
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A great person, loving, beautiful, funny, and very talented woman. She is the greatest person you will ever find in your whole life. Most Mallory's love Netflix, Food, and people. They will do anything for another person even if they don't like the other.
by b123489 May 29, 2018
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Mallory is a funny, cute ,pretty,beautiful person but she can be just a little bit rude she is the best thing to ever happen in your life and you dont wanna let her go she is amazing if she calls you friend you are very lucky
Wow is that Mallory with her cute ahhh
by Anthony4703 March 24, 2018
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