A Mac and Cheese recipe by The Goddess Of Annoyingness (Mallory) consisting of microwaved Kraft Dinner, tortilla chips, Doritos, pistachios, salt, pepper, paprika, parmesan cheese, butter, cream cheese, Ritz crackers, and shredded cheddar cheese.

Mallory is a great friend to trust and the last person you would ever want to hurt. Her laughs make you laugh and her tears give you tears. She’s the most beautiful and amazing friend you’d ever meet and to hurt her would be a sin. If she’s upset THERE IS A REASON! Either send her a funny video or give her space (literally paint her a galaxy) jk but seriously don’t loose her because if she’s gone you better believe her best friend is going to be there backing her up and making sure you stay out of her life for good.

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Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat

Being in a cunty mood. Dismissive. Irritable in a passive-aggressive way.

You are an amazing women. A faithful person who will never let anyone down. You conquer everyone's happiness before yours. Your beautiful on the inside and out. Have a huge heart that has been broken and has been put back together many of times. Your just a great person all around.

Cutest couple on the mf planet.