A popular hairstyle from the 1980's where young ladies would use a whole can of Aqua Net hairspray, along with blowdrying, crimping, and styling hair into monstrously tall bangs. Usually combined with a perm. Also known as fuck me bangs, or mall hair.
"Tina had the tallest mall bangs back in high school."
by spinladen February 25, 2013
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A person who frequents the mall while wearing glasses, with cursive lettering on neck, acting all serious like someone's gonna take them out at any minute. These people tend to carry empty Victoria secret or foot locker bags but in actuality spend their money on handcuffs, masks, and whip cream at Spencer's. Many times the brim of their new hat has shiny stickers stickers on them and are angled up at about 45 degrees from the horizontal.
Person 1: hey I thing that boy is packing heat in that box!
Person 2: nah bro, that's a mall thug with a pair of Jordan's.
Person 1: Yee!
by Mcdeltat April 16, 2015
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A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.
I am a part time mall ninja and I am currently recieving the escalator assualt training.B-)
by xd-40 February 27, 2005
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Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.
Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!
by talk2me-JCH March 02, 2021
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Mac Mall. Excellent rapper repping Cali. Released his first CD at 16 in the early nineties and has been on the grind since. Great lyrics (better than those that usually come from the west coast). Criminally underrated.
"Damn son, Mac Mall is one hell of a rapper. You got that Immaculate CD?"
by Krazah March 14, 2005
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Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall
Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.
by lil*bo*peep January 02, 2008
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On a Day out Mall crashing you would push people over dressed up as hotdogs, scare people by hiding behind the rails in primark, etc.
by Rgreener November 01, 2011
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