A four-wheel drive vehicle, often highly modified for serious off-road operation, but which will never actually be driven off of pavement. Can also refer to the owners of such vehicles. Mall-froaders can frequently be seen in their natural habitats, such as on driveways, streets, highways and negotiating the treacherous aisles and spaces of shopping mall parking lots.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods