The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.
I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.
by click25 May 31, 2009
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Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).
malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.
by Jezeus Folau August 02, 2011
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Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.
Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?
by TL September 06, 2004
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The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face.
Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut.
by click25 May 31, 2009
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Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse
Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!
by t0nyz April 26, 2007
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When you ejaculate too hard and some cum comes out after you already came.
Whoa my girl just ate my malk
by JP Wollner January 07, 2021
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An Organic plant based milk company based in Texas offering Almond and Pecan milks.
I use MALK instead of cow's milk for my cereal.
by MALK ORGANICS February 25, 2015
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