Mali-Whoped.

Mal-ee-Wh-OPPT
A word used to describe a one sided fight in which the losing side got decimated, destroyed or beaten so badly that simple words can not describe it.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy