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A gorgeous woman (not girl) who is well aware of her surroundings, is loved by all including women. Every man wants her, every girl wishes she could be her. She is clever, witty, sarcastic, and perfect in everyway.
Damn, that one chick is one of the coolest bitches I have ever met, I bet she's a Malerie!
by treeme77654 December 17, 2008
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Malerie (Mal-er-ee), a name often confused with the word "maleria". A different spelling of Mallory. Totally awesome human being. Not infectious or diseased.

Also known as "Mallerkins" "Mally" "Mal" and "Mallers".

Not to be confused with a mallard.
Hey, look at her. She isn't diseased or infectious at all! She must be a Malerie.
by Pali Q April 23, 2009
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Maleries are really nice or really mean (no in between) they are usually very fake and they act like they like you but they actually don't. Maleries have blonde hair and blue eyes usually and very tall or very short (no in between) Maleries can be slim thick or fat. Maleries love food and is always begging lol
Malerie back up you is not getting any of my food.
by Big.booty.b.word December 14, 2018
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Do you know a Matteo? Do you know a Valerie well this is for them! They are the perfect match, so tell them this because this is their future.
OMG Malerie is soooooo cute
by Eli162534 February 15, 2018
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