He is a skinny white boy with green eyes he is so sexy he could pull all the girls and then all the boys start crying because he is so sexy and wishing to be like him.
by Daddy—is ICY June 04, 2019
if a sexy guy and candy floss had an threesome with an Egyptian god, had a baby, then sent it off to acting classes, it would be Rami Malek.
Did you see Rami Malek on The War at Home?
Yes, HES SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND SHOW HIM HOW GAY I AM.
Yes, HES SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND SHOW HIM HOW GAY I AM.
by sporksstabsstork January 23, 2019
by Malek955 May 08, 2021
Moaning in pleasure while eating food you enjoy and disturbing Everyone else at the table who is eating with manners.
by Duke110 December 14, 2019
Me: Yo did you watch the Varsity B game?
Ahmad Yaseen: No, what happened?
Me: Malek Najjar came in instead of captain Naufal and won the game
Ahmad Yaseen: We don't trust you anymore
Ahmad Yaseen: No, what happened?
Me: Malek Najjar came in instead of captain Naufal and won the game
Ahmad Yaseen: We don't trust you anymore
by bigsalalfalafel March 12, 2019
Guy from Poland who moved to the UK becuase ‘the goverment shit’ also has no passport for some reason
by r/ is for reddit only March 22, 2021

