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A male thunder cunt is quite similar to that of female. the male thunder cunt is a big gaping ass hole with a smelly unclean small pecker. the gaping hole of ass which is considered quite grotesque, also has the continuous problem of leaking all over the ass hole's pants. the name thunder cunt comes from the definition of which there is a frightening storm inside a womans vagina. The male version of this problem, is the same, only in the rectum. Almost as if something has literally crawled up someone's ass and died.
Caitlin wont make out with a male thunder cunt who hits on her when they are bored.
by Joelicious Maguire January 27, 2009
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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