A rare blood disease with root in the middle east. Malaysia minor has symptoms of thickening of blood to the advent of unbelievable stories (due to the substantially increased blood pressure) from those afflicted.
There is currently no known cure for Malaysia Minor. The only relief of it's symptoms comes from cutting the tips of ones fingers to relieve blood pressure in the body.
There is currently no known cure for Malaysia Minor. The only relief of it's symptoms comes from cutting the tips of ones fingers to relieve blood pressure in the body.
Rob, suffering from the rare blood disease Malaysia Minor, needed to relieve his blood pressure daily to avoid telling fallacious stories to co-workers.
by krobqaguy January 16, 2006
A sex move that consists of sneaking out of the bedroom during sex and ceasing contact indefinitely.
Molly: 'Melissa, why are you crying?'
Melissa: 'I was having sex with Brendan, and he stopped, so I turned around to ask him why, but he wasn't there anymore. He hasn't responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!'
Molly: 'Sounds like he gave you the Malaysia Flight 370!'
Melissa: 'I was having sex with Brendan, and he stopped, so I turned around to ask him why, but he wasn't there anymore. He hasn't responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!'
Molly: 'Sounds like he gave you the Malaysia Flight 370!'
by Big Gay Mike December 01, 2014
An expression used to refer to an individual's plan or intention to drop from the radar, fly low and simply disappear and not be found.
Carl had reached is breaking point. Between his recent divorce, the constant calls from debt collectors and his asswipe boss constantly riding him about his performance, he decided it was time to get On A Flight From Malaysia. He hasn't been heard from since.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
A brand of tissue paper used in Malaysia. It is one of the most well known tissue paper brand in Malaysia due to the fact that everyone uses it, it is also a gift typical Malaysians give to each other due to a kind gesture of exchanging tissue paper.
by 每天㞗膣屄 February 07, 2018
Homie 1: yo dawg my dad ran away when I was all baby uno
Homie 2: so was he blick or was it a Malaysia flight 370 ting??
Homie 2: so was he blick or was it a Malaysia flight 370 ting??
by Fancy shmancy sauce machinery February 19, 2018