Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .
by Baddie714 April 16, 2019
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
Malakhi is the sweetest, smartest, fastest, strongest person you will ever meet. He is objectively the most strong will human being on the planet and will do anything for a friend. He also generally tends to like the color green. He is a big flirt, and is good at it. He’s the kinda person who would take on Thanos and Darkseid at the same time and win in order to same his girlfriend. He likes Batman. He can be a hardcore, serious guy, or funny and Immature, or he can be sentimental, heartfelt, and loving. He is intelligent, and sometimes uses big words that he has to explain to people. He is a once in a lifetime chance to get, so if you meet a Malakhi, it’s the best person you’ll meet.
I love you, Malakhi!
by Dogggz13 February 18, 2019
Malakhi is the best looking person your ever going to meet his eyes are deep hazel and is vey sporty and competitive he gets all the girls and gets alotif pussy
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by Higletypiglety October 29, 2019
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