Malachi is one of the greatest peesons u will ever meet he has one of the greatest personalities you will ever meet and he never gives up on people even when they give up on themselfs
by The reals nigga September 6, 2019
A very amazing man with beautiful blue eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.
by Malachi_1476 December 22, 2017
Malachi and really cute guy! He is so freaking polite it knocks you out of the ballpark! He always says the sweetest things! Like I love you with every breath I take and I prayed for you to be my girlfriend! He really knows how to steal a girls heart! So ladies/guys go find you a Malachi! You won’t regret it!
Girl 1: Dangg girl you are so lucky wish I had a Malachi Malachi’s Girlfriend: Awe thank you! **secretly inside she knows she is**
by Your_mommmmm November 15, 2019
A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010
Malachi is a nonce
by Joseph youngsta January 10, 2022
Omg is that malachi? I want his bbc soooo bad.
Omg is that Malachi Tori is sooo into him and shes bi!
Omg is that Malachi Tori is sooo into him and shes bi!
by Tori_wants_your_bbc April 14, 2020
Malachi is a straight non homosexuel faggot. He has a gargantuan chode and likes ti rub it on his sleeping homies face. (They kinda like it). ALSO he has fatal testicularis brain aids. HE IS ALSO MAD AUTISTIC, i meant artistic and likes to draw little drawings of little people doing little people things and rub his little person on the drawings
by Your therapist May 17, 2023