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mal - uh - key
a typically masculine name given to the best of people on the world. often described as gorgeous, perfect, and very kind and caring. a boy with this name would be the greatest you could ask for, and would stick by your side in exchange for love and support. he is very cute at times and fun to be around, as long as he is kept happy. naming your child Malachy may give the chance of him growing up to be a fantastic son, brother, or husband.
a typically masculine name given to the best of people on the world. often described as gorgeous, perfect, and very kind and caring. a boy with this name would be the greatest you could ask for, and would stick by your side in exchange for love and support. he is very cute at times and fun to be around, as long as he is kept happy. naming your child Malachy may give the chance of him growing up to be a fantastic son, brother, or husband.
by finn.likes.ferns January 24, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A kid from Dublin who you originally thinks a scumbag but turns out to be a good lad. Soundest man alive after Gerry Adams.
by Woodneister June 20, 2018
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A word used to define a young (usually) male, who looks older than his age and has a very well presented body, found attractive by women, gay men and straight men.
"That bloke was so Malachy!"
"Dude did you see that guy at the beach yesterday?"
"Yeah... The Mal? Juicy as hey!"
"Dude did you see that guy at the beach yesterday?"
"Yeah... The Mal? Juicy as hey!"
by wrathchild March 07, 2008
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The name Malachy is used for the sexiest men alive. Any Malachy might be a bit mean to you, but you can easily tell that they're trying to be nice to you. A Malachy has a cute smile, beautiful eyes and a great personality.
by M0EWG0M October 30, 2019
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Malachy;meanings Great penis in size large six pack and very Attracted by women with the name Isabella. The male also has great hair and big muscles.
by Isabella Battiston November 09, 2015
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Malachy is a great boy he’s a bit fat but
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
by Farmer joe 1267 October 18, 2019