Chuck Norris can Slam a revolving door but Makka Can make it slam itself. And then make him coffee.
by The Doctor1122334 February 05, 2010
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anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. (Note: substitution with the word honking sans onomatope.) (Also spelled; maka, moka, maacka, et.al.)
He blew a makka booger out his nose.
by Lex Luther Vandross March 22, 2004
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A norwegian slang for Amphetamine. Pretty funny word made famous by the duo "To Trøtte Typer" on youtube.
Dude, last night I sniffed some bad ass makka, I walked 10 miles on like 30 minutes...
by Jonas Cahonas January 18, 2009
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1. Word meaning bad or shit

2. Another word for a turd
1. That film I saw last night was complete pile of makka

2. I'm going to take a makka in the toilet
by rob12437e June 17, 2009
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Makka is slang for amphetamine in Norwegian.
1) That piece of shit makka was probably rat poison.

2) Makka-Ronny, Pepper-Ronny and Makka-Ivar are good friends.
by Somethingsomethingdarkside February 19, 2013
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The supposed cute cuddly character from show 'In The Night Garden'.

In reality Makka Pakka is the USSR's highest ranked Red Guard infantryman. This was obtained after Makka Pakka utilised the ovals on the side of his head to detect incoming Panzers Divisions (Most noticably the 7th Panzer Division or 'Ghost Division' which he detected were in fact falling down from the sky upon Soviet Forces.) during the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk.

After WW2 he worked in most Warsaw Pact nations aquiring skills for infiltration. Then after the 'Collapse' of the Soviet Union he was sent to the Night Garden to make it the Red Garden and to sabotage fascist rebellions by the Ninky Nonk. His bike thing is also known as the "Bike of the People".
SOVIET 1: Comrade did you hear that Kommissar Makka Pakka has spread socialism to the Night Garden
SOVIET 2: Yes comrade that is great news but that means he will be quoting Marx for the rest of the year
SOVIET 1:Oh wait he will won't h... oh shit here he comes
MAKKA PAKKA: Comrades do you know the state is a tool of oppression controlled by the bourgeois and shows the innate violence of capitalism!!!
by ReliableNewsSource June 24, 2019
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