Bob: Did you know at exactly 4:20PM, the Kool-Aid guy will give you a hamburger for free?
Larry: Look Bob, I wanna believe that, but it just makenosensei my guy.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you