The leader of a football firm. Every firm has a major.
"I'm shitting the Westham v. Millwall match...I hear united have a brutal major!"
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Majorally describes a large proportion of the given subject:

'Majorally' is to 'major', what 'massively' is to 'massive'.
You are majorally wrong my dear drug crazed monkey companion.
by John Longbottom April 15, 2004
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A indian boy who people commonly mistake for Ajit Pai, will often make daddy jokes on the internet with no shame.
Look it's a Major on that's typing in discord
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meaning, badd, fierce, fabulous, bossy, sexy, top notch.
"she major."
"he major"
"them shoes is major"
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The MLB. The most competitive pro baseball league in the world
He's really good at baseball. He's in the majors.
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1)Being slightly over-weight and having a multitude of war stories to tell to anyone who will listen.

2)Any person obsessed with the army

3)A man who is a little bit gay
1)Look at that bastard, he's The Major.

2)Rich: Where's The Major?
Dan: He's gone on army camp with some boys.
Rich: Oh, it's like that, is it? Dirty, dirty army bastard!

3) Stop pinching my arse, you Major!!
by dan258 December 08, 2003
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