Person 1: "holy shit you just snorted a gram of maj, watch out for those third degreee gurns"
Person 2:"ill be fine its bashed to shit anyway"

A kid in my class is a water slapper

" Maj doing homework tonight "
" Maj goin to school tomorrow "
" Maj living "

John: Any Maj?

Jack: No I fucking lost my last pack

Guy 1: Dood, maj english, I can't go tonight.
Guy 2: Sucks man.

Guy 1: My GF broke up with me last night.
Guy 2: Sucks maj balls dude

"Hej I'm Majs"
"Phwoar I bet she looks good in a diaper!"

iv gotta me my ma j at home blue u get me